[guide.chat] :Fwd: Little joke!
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 8 Aug 2011 17:42:18 +0100
-----Original Message-----
From: Anne Bradley
Sent To: Keith who would like to say many thanks to Anne for forwarding this
joke onto me ,for inclusion in to the chat line .
: Little joke!
A little girl asks her mum, Mum, can I
take the dog for a walk around the block?'
Her mum replies 'No, because she is on
heat.'
'What does that mean?' asked the child.
'Go and ask your father. I think he's in
the garage.'
The little girl goes out to the garage and
says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but
she said the dog was on the heat, and to come ask you.'
He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and
scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'Ok,
you can go now, but keep Lulu on the leash and only go one time around
the block.'
The little girl left and returned a few
minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Lulu?'
(You'll love
this!!!!!!!!!)................
The little girl said, 'She ran out of
petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her..!!!
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