[guide.chat] :Fwd : Joke
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2010 17:08:07 +0100
:Fwd : Joke
:Fwd : Joke
A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things
went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightening.
One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and
screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to
die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this
plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the
front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up in the rear of the
plane.
He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly,
he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button
at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his
chest. She gasped...
Then, he spoke...
'Iron this will you -- and then get me a beer.
There is no intension to offend in any of my postings but if you do not like
them ,then in future just delete them . Keith
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