:Fwd: Baby's little instruction book page 26! Do not allow your pram to be used as a substitute shopping trolley Refuse to take your medicine Be able to identify medicine even if 'disguised' in food or drink Throw toys out of your pram and have people go back to look for them Impress Granny with your new tricks Never go out without your comforter Never allow your dirtiest soft toy to be washed Crayon in story books Go organic - eat mud Start a collection of sharp objects Play with peas on your plate - don't under any circumstrance eat them Stick marbles up your nose Tear covers off magazines Play with wrapping paper and ignore the presents Ask for your potty after the event Invent new names for things and insist on using them until the whole family is doing it Learn to feign injury Pull at loose joins in the wallpaper Never be seen in clothes handed down from a child of the opposite sex ----- No virus found in this message. Checked by DAVE