[guide.chat] Fwd: Baby's little instruction book page 20!
- From: Keith Wines <muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 24 Nov 2011 10:43:35 -0000
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From: Si Watson
Sent On: 23/11/2011 19:18
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:Fwd: Baby's little instruction book page 20!
Jam your baby walker behind the door
Leave sticky handprints on
photographs
Dribble in other people's drinks
Block the toilet with laundry
Prefer a cassette to mummy
reading a story
Turn off the television when
they're wathching the news
Push the stop button on
escalators
Learn to tell realistic tales
Be an angel at the childminder's
and a monster at home
Embrrass your parents at every
opportunity
Don't let Mummy use you as an
excuse to queue-jump at the
Ladies
Experiment with your mother's
make-up bag
Change the rules to suit yourself
Jump on the bed
Burst your balloon and then
believe the world has come to
an end
Only choose breakfast cereal by
virtue of the free gift
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