[guide.chat] :Fwd: April 1st
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Thu, 9 Jun 2011 00:01:00 +0100
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From: Rose Nye
Sent On: 05/05/2011 17:21
Sent To: Keith
:Fwd: April 1st
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This is excellent !!
Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!
Gotta love this Judge!
You must read this.......a proper
decision by the courts...for a change..
FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida , an atheist created a case
against Easter and Passover Holy days.
He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination
case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The
argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge.
After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged
his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood objecting
to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The
Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom
Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such
holidays.."
The judge leaned forward in his chair
saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are
unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April
1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there
is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says
there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.
Court is adjourned.."; You gotta love a Judge
that knows his scripture!
This is too good not to share !
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