[guide.chat] : Fw: mmmmmmmmmmmm
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2010 23:48:16 -0000
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Moshe was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large tattoed,
trouble-making biker steps up next to him, snatches his drink and gulps it
down in one swig and menacingly says, "Thanks Jew Boy, whatcha going to
do about it?" Moshe burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you' d CRY. What's your
problem?"
"This is the worst day of my life," Moshe says. "I'm a complete
failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to
the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any
insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in
bed with the postman and then my dog bit me.
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
I bought that drink; dropped a capsule into it and sat here watching the
poison
dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!
"But enough about me, how's your day going?"
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