[guide.chat] Fw: Turpentine vs Holy Water
- From: "Judith Appleton" <judith.appleton@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Wed, 1 Jun 2011 16:37:40 +0100
Subject: Fw: Turpentine vs Holy Water
Turpentine vs Holy Water
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.
He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world;
it's called Turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy
Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a
healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's arse, he'll
pass a Harley Davidson!'
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