-----Original Message----- From: Sheila Sent On: 06/10/2009 04: Subject: ]Fw: True Story : A nurse was on duty in the A&E when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk,sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered . . It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for an immediate operation.. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read . . .'Keep off the grass' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which read 'Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.' Submitted by Staff Nurse RN Elaine Fogerty , KGH London Dr. wouldn't submit his name &***& -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter.