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From: Judith Appleton
Sent To: Keith
Subject: Fw: The Bacon Tree
Subject: FW: The Bacon Tree
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Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after
crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are
about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis
says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees
bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next
sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back
bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon
tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the
desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a
meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree.
He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a
machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he
warns Pepe with his dying breath,
"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a
bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees a ham bush....."
SO SORRY I know there is something wrong
with me for sending you this. Just couldnt help it!
The little voices made me do it !!! And I
bet you tried to do the accent didn't you - I know you did!
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Ken.
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