Hi all this must be one of the best and I hope that you all enjoy it as much as I have done. -----Original Message----- From: Sheila Sent On: 04/04/2010 Subject: Fw: THE CRUISE Subject: : THE CRUISE DEAR DIARY. DAY ONE All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited. DEAR DIARY. DAY TWO Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today - seems a very nice man. DEAR DIARY. DAY THREE At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive. DEAR DIARY. DAY FOUR Won £8,000 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband. DEAR DIARY. DAY FIVE Pool again today, got sunburned, went inside to drink at piano bar for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me if I didn't let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship. I was shocked. DEAR DIARY. DAY SIX Saved 1600 lives today - twice. -- I am using the free version of SPAMfig hter.