[guide.chat] : Fw: Mexican Oysters

  • From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 8 Mar 2010 00:13:14 -0000

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From: Sheila sent on 01/03/2010 : Fw: Mexican Oysters

   
                          Mexican Oysters

                          A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a 
day roaming around in Mexico.

                          While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, 
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it 
look good, the smell was wonderful. 

                          He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

                          The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent 
taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight 
this morning. A delicacy!'

                          The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'
                          The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is 
only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If 
you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

                          The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his 
order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the 
day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and 
said, 'These are delicious,  
                           but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw 
you serve yesterday.'

                          The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, 
Senor.  Sometimes the bull wins.
                         
                   

                     

                            
                            
                   
             
       
   

   

   

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