[guide.chat] Fw Jesus knows you're here
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 2 Jan 2010 12:59:47 -0000
Fw Jesus knows you're here
Subject: FW: Jesus knows you're here
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I just love this one, if you haven't seen it before you'll
love it too!!!
A burglar broke into a house one night. He
shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark
said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he
shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard
'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shined his light around
frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked,
'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the
world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of
people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus.'
Jesus
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