[guide.chat] : Fw: How we can be seen to be!
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:33:48 -0000
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: Fw: How we can be seen to be!
-----Original Message----- sent to me from my sister in law Sheila .
: Fw: How we can be seen to be!
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RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (This was actually reported by a teacher)
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their
holiday's away from school.
One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.
They used to live in a lovely big 2 storeyed house but they got retarded and
they moved to a retirement village near Tauranga.
Now they live in a box sort of house and have rocks painted green to look
like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and
wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore.
They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed
because it is all okay now, they do exercises there,
but they don't do them very well. Sometimes they sneak out to golf but their
bits are getting stiff. Also they need operations to
fix some of their parts. Especially poor old Grandma.
There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on.
At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it.. He
watches all day so nobody can escape.
Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts.
Nobody there cooks, they just eat out.
And, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds.
Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house.
The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.
My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life and so did she to earn their
retardment and says I should work hard
so I can be retarded someday too..
When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house.
Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.
.... PRICELESS
Forward to all your "retarded grandparent" friends
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