[guide.chat] : Fw: Have I got this right?

From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Thu, 2 Jun 2011 23:23:25 +0100

There is no intension to offend in any of my postings but if you do not like 
them ,then in future just delete them .  Keith

-----Original Message-----
From: margaret
Sent To: Keith  
: Fw: Have I got this right?

: Fw: Have I got this right?

: Have I got this right?
 

  LET'S SEE IF I'VE GOT THIS RIGHT!!!

  IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
  ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR. 
  IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER

  ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. 

  IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER 

  ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. 

   

  IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER 

  ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. 

  IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER 

  ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. 

  IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER 

  ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. 

  IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY 

  YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. 

   

  IF YOU CROSS THE BRITISH! BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

   

  A DRIVERS LICENSE. A CAR.   LOADS OF CASH,

   

  SOCIAL SECURITY, WELFARE,

  FOOD PAID FOR, CREDIT CARDS, 

  FREE FURNISHED HOUSING, 

  FREE EDUCATION,     FREE HEALTH CARE, 

                          A LOBBYIST IN WESTMINSTER, 

  BILLIONS OF £s WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE, 

  THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET 
ENOUGH RESPECT, 

  AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE. 
    
  I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION!!! 
   

  IS IT TIME TO WAKE UP WESTMINSTER?!!!!!!!!!!

[guide.chat] : Fw: Have I got this right?

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