[guide.chat] Fw: Best joke for the year
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:11:55 -0000
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From: Rose
Sent On: 10/03/2010
Subject: Fw: Best joke for the year
Subject: Best joke for the year
Getting Married
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon , are all excited about
their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a
chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds "
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do.."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult incontinent pants?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."
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