[guide.chat] Forwarded Email: The Luckiest man
- From: "Judith Appleton" <judith.appleton@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 9 Mar 2010 18:21:07 -0000
Subject: The Luckiest
The Luckiest man on earth
A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill. The doctor checks
him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a
really nasty virus.
It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you
usually only have 24 hours to live. There's no known cure so just go
home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth.'
So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks
him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been
there with her before.
They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins
£35.
Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £32.
Then he gets the full house and wins £1000. Then the National Game
comes up and he wins that too getting £380,000.
The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says, 'Son,
I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a
line, the full house and the national game on the same card. You must
be the luckiest man on Earth!'
'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24.'
'F*** me,' says the bingo caller. 'You've won the raffle as well !!
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