[guide.chat] Forwarded Email: Fwd: Job Opening at the FBI

From: "elaine nutley" <e.nutley@xxxxxxx>
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Date: Wed, 6 Jul 2011 19:05:34 +0100

> The FBI had an opening for an assassin. 
> After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 
> 3 finalists; two men and a woman.
> 
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door 
> and handed him a gun.
> 
> 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the 
> circumstances.
> 
> Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair ... Kill her!!'
> 
> The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'
> 
> The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.  Take your wife 
> and go home.'
> 
> The second man was given the same instructions.
> 
> 
> He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
> 
> The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'
> 
>  
> The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
> 
> Finally, it was the woman's turn.  She was given the same instructions, to 
> kill her husband.  She took the gun and went into the room.  Shots were 
> heard, one after another.  They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the 
> walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
> 
> The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her 
> brow. 
> 
> 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.  'I had to beat him to death with 
> the chair.'
> 
> MORAL:
> 
> 
> Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
>

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