[guide.chat] Forwarded Email: Fwd: : Gotta Love this Cop
- From: "elaine nutley" <e.nutley@xxxxxxx>
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- Date: Fri, 26 Aug 2011 20:41:27 +0100
>>> A police motorcycle cop stops a driver for running a red light. The driver >>> is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, >>> demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! >>> >>> So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist >>> instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual >>> orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms. >>> >>> The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything. >>> >>> When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower >>> right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to >>> the 'violator' for his signature. The guy signs the ticket angrily, and >>> when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what >>> it stands for. >>> >>> The officer says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're >>> an asshole!" >>> >>> Two months later they're in court. The 'violator' has a bad driving record >>> and he is in danger of losing his license, so he hired a lawyer to >>> represent him. >>> >>> On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light. >>> >>> Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; "Officer is this a >>> reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client?" >>> >>> Officer responds, "Yes, sir, that is the defendant's copy, his signature >>> and mine, same number at the top." >>> >>> Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this >>> ticket you don't normally make?" >>> >>> "Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH," >>> underlined." >>> >>> "What does the "AH" stand for, officer?" >>> >>> "Aggressive and hostile, Sir." >>> >>> "Aggressive and hostile?" >>> >>> "Yes, Sir." >>> >>> "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for asshole?" >>> >>> "Well, sir, you know your client better than I do." >>> >>> >>> ~~~~ How often can one get an attorney to convict his own client~~~~ >>> >>> >>> >>> No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - >>> www.avg.comVersion: 9.0.901 / Virus Database: 271.1.1/3687 - Release Date: >>> 06/07/11 14:35:00 = >>> No virus found in this message. >>> >> >> > > >
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