[guide.chat] Forwarded Email: Fwd: Fw: Pain transfer

From: "elaine nutley" <e.nutley@xxxxxxx>
To: "Jane Balmforth" <janieb1958@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Debbie Berkinshaw" <darrenanddebi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Ann Coleman" <m.acoleman@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Dawn" <dawn537@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Mike Douel" <m.douel@xxxxxxx>, "Marion Foster" <marion331@xxxxxxxxxxx>, "Wendy Gentle" <wendygentle@xxxxxxxxxx>, "bob griffiths" <bobgriff@xxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Alf Lewendon" <alflewendon@xxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Gina Mousley" <ginamousley@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Sheila And Brian" <bj.knight007@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Joyce Welsh" <j_welsh@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Mon, 5 Apr 2010 18:24:49 +0100

baby delivered. Upon
their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father. He
asked if they were willing to try it out.
They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer
to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than
the father had ever experienced before.
However, as the labour progressed, the husband felt Fine and asked the
doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The Doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel
quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the
husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her
husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the postman was dead on the
porch.*
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