[guide.chat] FW: sea triԨp

From: "elaine nutley" <e.nutley@xxxxxxx>
To: "Jane Balmforth" <janieb1958@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Debbie Berkinshaw" <darrenanddebi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Ann Coleman" <anncolemanq@xxxxxxxxx>, "Nicola Daley" <n_daly@xxxxxxxxxx>, "Mike Douel" <m.douel@xxxxxxx>, "Marion Foster" <marion331@xxxxxxxxxxx>, "Jenifer Furnell" <jenifer.furnell@xxxxxxxxx>, "bob griffiths" <bobgriff@xxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Marilyn Hayto" <malhayto@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Sally" <se.wooller@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Shirley Springett" <tripleckickerswdc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Joyce Welsh" <jwelsh123@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, <young.g@xxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:29:36 -0000


This should give you a smile

        A young Portsmouth woman was so depressed that she decided to 
end her life by throwing herself into the sea, but just before she 
could throw herself from the wharf, a handsome young man stopped her.

        "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, 
and we are off to Australia tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. 
I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

        With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had 
always wanted to go to Australia, the woman accepted.

        That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small 
but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he 
would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love 
to her until dawn. Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain 
during a routine inspection.

        "What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

        "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. 
"He brings me food and I get a free trip to Australia."

        "I see," the captain says.

        Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's 
screwing me."

        "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Isle of 
Wight Ferry." 



        

    




 

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