[guide.chat] FW: RN Joke

From: "elaine nutley" <e.nutley@xxxxxxx>
To: "Jane Balmforth" <janieb1958@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Debbie Berkinshaw" <darrenanddebi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Ann Coleman" <m.acoleman@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Nicola Daley" <n_daly@xxxxxxxxxx>, "Dawn" <dawn537@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Mike Douel" <m.douel@xxxxxxx>, "Claire Evans" <claire@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Marion Foster" <marion331@xxxxxxxxxxx>, "Jenifer Furnell" <jenifer.furnell@xxxxxxxxx>, "Wendy Gentle" <wendygentle@xxxxxxxxxx>, "bob griffiths" <bobgriff@xxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Shirley Springett" <tripleckickerswdc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Joyce Welsh" <jwelsh123@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2011 19:27:03 -0000

            RETIREMENT BONUS
 
If this doesn't 
            make you laugh, you are truly humour impaired!

The Royal Navy 
            found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early 
            retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for 
            Retirement a bonus of £1,000 for every inch measured in a straight 
            line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose 
            what those two points would 
            be.
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
 
            
            
 
            The 
            first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top 
of 
            his head to the tip of his toes... He was measured at six feet and 
            walked out with a bonus of 
            £72,000...
            
            
 
            
            
 
            
            
 
            The 
            second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be 
            measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He 
            walked Out with 
            £96,000.
            
            
 
            
            
 
            
            
 
            The 
            third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief 
Stoker 
            who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From 
            the tip of my    penis to my testicles.'

It 
            was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, 
            explaining about the nice big cheques the previous two Officers had 
            received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along 
            with him providing the measure was taken by a Medical 
            Officer.

The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief 
            to drop 'em,' which he did.

The Medical Officer placed the 
            tape measure on the tip of the Chief's penis and began to work 
back. 
            Dear Lord!' he suddenly exclaimed, 'Where are 
            your          
            testicles?'

The Old Chief calmly replied, ' The Falkland 
            Islands '.
            = 
            
            

            
            
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