[guide.chat] Conversion
- From: "John Keel" <j.keel1428@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "chat forum" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 29 Oct 2012 22:03:39 -0000
Paddy was a Protestant but decided to convert to Catholicism. So he went to the
priest and did everything he was asked to do and eventually was received into
the church.
A few weeks later, Paddy returned to the priest saying that although he was now
a Catholic, he didn't feel any different from when he was a Protestant. The
priest told him to go home and say repeatedly to himself, "You're not a
Protestant, you're a Catholic" and he would feel the difference very soon.
A few weeks later on a Friday morning the priest found himself in Paddy's
neighbourhood so decided to call on him to see how he was getting on. Having
reached the house, he went round the back to the kitchen door. The window was
open, and as he approached, he smelt a smell that should not be coming from a
good Catholic home on a Friday. As he got nearer, he heard a voice saying,
"You're not a steak, you're a trout.
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