[guide.chat] Blonde pilot

  • From: "Carol O'Connor" <missbossyboots33@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide Chat List" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Fri, 5 Aug 2011 22:50:24 +0100


A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a  helicopter.  She went 
to the airport, but the only one available 
was a solo-helicopter. The instructor figured he could let her go up alone 
since she was already a pilot for small planes, 
and he could instruct her via radio. So up the blonde went.
She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going smoothly. 
She reached 2,000 feet.
The blonde and the Instructor  kept talking via  radio. 
Everything was going smoothly.

At 3,000 feet the helicopter suddenly  came down quickly! It skimmed the top of 
 some trees and crash landed in the woods.

The instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed  out to see if the blonde was 
okay.  As he reached the edge of the woods, 
the blonde was walking out.   "What happened?", the instructor asked. "All was 
going so well until you reached 3,000 feet.
What happened then?"
"Well",  began the blonde,  "I got cold. So I turned off the ceiling fan." 

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