[GeoStL] Re: NGR: How to Clean the toilet
- From: "Dru C Reeves" <drur@xxxxxxx>
- To: <geocaching@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 17 May 2004 10:00:06 -0500
Good laugh for a Monday morning!
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[mailto:geocaching-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Mike Griffin
Sent: Monday, May 17, 2004 9:56 AM
To: geocaching@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [GeoStL] NGR: How to Clean the toilet
Not tried here but it sounds like it would work!
1. Raise the lid and the seat.
2. Squirt some shampoo into the toilet water.
3. Soothe the cat as you carry her/him to the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, insert the cat into the toilet and quickly close
the seat and lid. (Sit on the closed lid.) The cat will now self-agitate,
making ample suds. (Ignore any noises coming from the toilet as cats
actually enjoy this.)
5. Flush several times for the "power-wash" and "rinse" cycles.
6. Have someone else open an exterior door. Be sure that no people are
between the toilet and that exterior door.
7. Stand as far away from the toilet as you can, then quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet and streak outside where he/she
will "auto-dry" himself.
9. Now both the commode and the cat are sparkling clean!
Signed, THE DOG.
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