🤣 That was a long way to go for a lawyer joke!Sent from my Verizon, Samsung
Galaxy smartphone
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To: fhs-65@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [fhs-65] Fwd: The Engineer
From: debbypolhill@aol.comTo: dpolhill@aol.comSent: 5/28/2021 11:09:04 AM
Mountain Standard TimeSubject: The Engineer
An Engineer dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he
starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, Hell has air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets, and
escalators, and the Engineer is a pretty popular guy.One day God calls and asks
Satan, "So, how are things going down there?"Satan says, “Why, things are going
great. We've now got air conditioning, iced water, flush toilets and
escalators, and there's no telling what this Engineer is going to come up with
next!"God is horrified. "What? You've got an Engineer? That's clearly a
mistake – he should never have gone down there! You know all Engineers go to
Heaven. Send him up here immediately!!"Satan says, "No way, I really like
having an Engineer on the staff. I’m keeping him."God says, "Send him back up
here or I'll sue you.”
"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?”
