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From: Debby Polhill <debbypolhill@xxxxxxx>
Date: March 17, 2022 at 11:51:26 AM MST
To: dpolhill@xxxxxxx, illaschipporeit@xxxxxxxxx, BrendaNo5@xxxxxxx,
slmartin42@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Just some smiles for today
Reply-To: Debby Polhill <debbypolhill@xxxxxxx>
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Don't let them take your temperature
on your forehead as you enter the supermarket
because it erases your memory.
I went for macaroni and cheese
and came home with two cases of Beer
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It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub
It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house
The difference is staggering
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Turns out it was a marble in the ashtray...
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Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself
That's a little condescending
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MY MIND IS LIKE MY INTERNET BROWSER.
19 tabs open,
3 of them are frozen
and I have no idea
where the music is coming from.
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People who wonder
whether the glass is half empty or half full
are missing the point.
The glass is refillable.
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They say every piece of chocolate eaten
shortens your life by two minutes.
I've done the math.
Seems I died in 1537.
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Most people don't think I'm as old as I am
until they hear me stand up.
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I don't always go the extra mile,
but when I do it's because I've missed my exit.
