[etni] Fwd: Almost Purim. Tanjooberrymutts

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Date: Thu, 1 Mar 2012 15:39:14 +0200
From: Avraham Roos <avrahamroos@xxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Almost Purim. Tanjooberrymutts

In the spirit of Purim (and as an antidote to all the HOTS and
cheating e-mails) here is something to bring a smile on your face:

*Do you know what tanjooberrymutts means?

By the time you read through this, you will understand "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS".
And by then will you be ready to take on China !

Believe me... just read and you WILL understand!!!

Here we go.................

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe a Hotel guest &
room-service in China ...

Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service."

Room Service: " Rye , Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen?"

Guest: "Uh... Yes, I'd like to order bacon & eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: " .....What??"

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

Room Service: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan
sahn toes' means."

Room Service: "Toes! Toes!... Why Uoo don wan toes?...Ow bow anglish
moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

Room Service: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

Room Service: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

Room Service: "Copy.. tea... meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish
moppin, we botter on sigh & copy... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

Room Service: "Tanjooberrymutts."

Guest: "You're welcome"


Remember I did say "By the time you read through this..... YOU WILL
UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'

And you do, don't you?


Avraham Roos
--
"When one teaches, two learn"
 Robert Heinlein (American science-fiction writer,1907-1988)
[etni] Fwd: Almost Purim. Tanjooberrymutts

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