[etni] [FWD: smile]
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Subject: smile
From: "Nancy Peled" <nancybcp@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
KIDS WHO THINK ON THEIR FEET-remind you of anyone you know?
Enjoy, Etniers!
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."
TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are
TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
no
longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher
TEACHER: Morris, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your
brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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