[dungeoncrawl] FW: FW: Corporate Cannibals
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Subject: FW: Corporate Cannibals
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> Renee Lawrence
> Consumer Loan Servicing Center
> Phone: 610-988-1117
> Internal Extension: 861117
> Fax: 610-236-8160
> Mailing Address:
> Sovereign Bank
> 525 Lancaster Avenue
> Reading, PA 19611
> Mail Stop: 10-421-CT2
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From: Sunny Scholl [mailto:scholls@xxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Tuesday, October 29, 2002 5:44 PM
To: 'Evan'; 'James'; 'Laverne'; 'Mom'; 'Pete'; 'Renee'
Subject: FW: Corporate Cannibals
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Sent: Tuesday, October 29, 2002 8:34 AM
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Subject: Corporate Cannibals
Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are all
part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.
"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for
something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other
employees."
The cannibals promised.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm
satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do
any of you know what happened to her"? The cannibals all shook their heads
no.
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,
"Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand raised hesitantly,
to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks
we've been eating Managers and no one noticed
anything, but nooooooo, you had to go and eat the secretary!"
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<P><FONT SIZE=2>> Renee Lawrence</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> Consumer Loan Servicing Center</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> Phone: 610-988-1117</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> Internal Extension: 861117</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> Fax: 610-236-8160</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> Mailing Address:</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> Sovereign Bank </FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> 525 Lancaster Avenue</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> Reading, PA 19611</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>> Mail Stop: 10-421-CT2</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2>-----Original Message-----</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>From: Sunny Scholl [<A
HREF="mailto:scholls@xxxxxxxxxx";>mailto:scholls@xxxxxxxxxx</A>]</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>Sent: Tuesday, October 29, 2002 5:44 PM</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>To: 'Evan'; 'James'; 'Laverne'; 'Mom'; 'Pete'; 'Renee'</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>Subject: FW: Corporate Cannibals</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2>-----Original Message-----</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>From: Steve.Lapic@xxxxxxxx [<A
HREF="mailto:Steve.Lapic@xxxxxxxx";>mailto:Steve.Lapic@xxxxxxxx</A>] </FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>Sent: Tuesday, October 29, 2002 8:34 AM</FONT>
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drlapic@xxxxxxx;</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>bmiz13@xxxxxxxxxxx; mibsterwon@xxxxxxx</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>Subject: Corporate Cannibals</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2>Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation.
"You are all</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>part of our team now", said the HR rep during the
welcoming briefing.</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
cafeteria for</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>employees."</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>The cannibals promised.</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working
very hard and I'm</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries
has disappeared. Do</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>any of you know what happened to her"? The cannibals all
shook their heads</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>no.</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2>After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to
the others,</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>"Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand
raised hesitantly,</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You
fool! For four weeks</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>we've been eating Managers and no one noticed</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2>anything, but nooooooo, you had to go and eat the
secretary!"</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2>Thank you.</FONT>
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