From: DAVID ROSS <dwross@xxxxxxxxx>
Sent: August 21, 2021 10:29 AM
To: dsp.ea.large.messages@xxxxxxxxx
Subject: Fwd: WISDOM
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I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator.
Camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.
Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: "close enough."
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.
I'm a multi-tasker. I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!
At my funeral, take the bouquet from my coffin and throw it into the crowd to
see who is next.
Retirement to do list: Wake up. Nailed it!
Went to an antique show and people were bidding on me.
I won't say I'm worn out, but I don't get near the curb on trash day.
I don't have grey hair. I have wisdom highlights.
Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.
I don't trip, I do random gravity checks.
Hold on while I overthink this.
I'd grow my own food if only I could find bacon seeds.
Losing weight doesn't seem to be working for me, so from now I'm going to
concentrate on getting taller.
Some people are like clouds, once they disappear it's a beautiful day.
Common sense is not a gift. It's a punishment because you have to deal with
everyone who doesn't have it.
PLEASE KEEP YOUR DISTANCE. Nothing to do with virus. I'm just a grouch.
I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. Retraced my steps. Got lost on the
way back. Now I have no idea what's going on.
