From: Gim Ong <gimcong@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: April 17, 2022 10:37 AM
Subject: Re: Tax Season Humor
I suppose we could call this a tax tip?
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs
to file her taxes.
The accountant says, before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions.
He gets her partivulars - name, address, Social security number, etc. and
then asks, what's your occupation?
I'm a Lady of the night, she says.The accountant is somewhat taken aback and
says,
Let's rephrase that. The woman says, ok, I'm a high-end call girl.
No, that still won't work. Try again.
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
I'm an elite chicken farmer.
The accountant asks, what does chicken farming have to do with being a
prostitute?
Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.
The accountant says, "Occupation - Self-Employed - Chicken Farmer it is."
