From: Gim Ong <gimcong@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: March 24, 2022 7:58 PM
Subject: Fw: Jewish Logic
Jewish Logic
A Jewish woman goes to her Rabbi and asks, "Yankele and Yosele are both in
love with me, who will be the lucky one?" The wise old Rabbi answers,
"Yankele will marry you. Yosele will be the lucky one."
The sage old father said, "Marry a girl who has the same belief as the
family." Efrem answered, "Dad, why would I marry a girl who thinks I'm a
schmuck?"
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Jewish proverb: "A Jewish wife will forgive and forget, but she'll never
forget what she forgave."
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A Jewish congregation honors its Rabbi for 25 years of service by sending
him on holiday to Hawaii. When he walks into his Maui hotel suite,
he finds a beautiful nude woman lying on the bed. She greets the Rabbi with,
"Aloha, Rabbi, I'm a little something extra the shul arranged for you." The
Rabbi is incensed, picks up the phone, calls the President of the shul and
shouts, "Greenblatt, what were you thinking? Where is your respect?
I am the moral leader of our religious community! I'm very angry, and you
have not heard the end of this!"
The naked woman gets up and starts to dress. The Rabbi looks at her and
says, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with you."
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