From: DAVID ROSS <dwross@xxxxxxxxx>
Sent: September 13, 2021 11:22 AM
To: dsp.ea.large.messages@xxxxxxxxx
Subject: Fwd: Groaners
Nineteen Newfoundlanders go to the cinema. The ticket lady asks "Why so
many of you?"
Buddy replies, "The film said 18 or over."
My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our
local pet shop and they were $70. Forget it, I thought, I can get one
cheaper off the web.
I was at an A.T.M. yesterday. A little old lady asked if I could check her
balance, so I pushed her over.
Statistically, six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 a.m.
Can you believe that! 2:30 a.m? Luckily for him I was still up playing my
bagpipes.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would
like to come back as a cow.
I said "You're obviously not listening."
The wife was counting all the nickles and dimes out on the kitchen table
when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no
reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my
girlfriend yet.
An East Indian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the world,
has swum with sharks, has wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain.
It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat!
(I don't make 'em up folks ... I just pass 'em along)
