Don's Patch #84, December 15, 2007 from http://www.don-guitar.com First word, from Don: Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, happy Kwanzaa (however you care to spell it) and/or happy whatever-other-holiday you happen to be celebrating. Everyone I know seems to have their own special take on what we're celebrating at this time of year and what it means in the greater scheme of things but they all seem to agree that this is a time to cherish those we hold most dear and renew the bonds of love which, if they don't define our very humanity, certainly make us more than just another of the planet's diversified life forms. Don Our feedback form (goes to both of us): http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html Our personal news page. http://www.don-guitar.com/babbleon.html Don at myspace.com http://www.myspace.com/donguitar Don's blogs. http://www.lockergnome.com/nexus/eldergeek/ http://don-guitar.blogspot.com/ Lisa at myspace.com. http://www.myspace.com/81825549 Lisa's blog. http://www.lockergnome.com/nexus/dirtgoddess Section One by Don. An exploration of Christmas, part one: Merry Christmas in multiple languages. http://www.flw.com/merry.htm http://www.santas.net/howmerrychristmasissaid.htm Christmas portals. http://www.allthingschristmas.com/ http://www.teacherhelp.org/chris.htm http://www.worldofchristmas.net/ http://www.cvc.org/christmas/ http://www.dltk-holidays.com/xmas/index.html http://www.theholidayspot.com/christmas/ http://northpole.net/ http://www.holidays.net/christmas/ http://www.merry-christmas.com/ Christmas around the world. http://www.cultureandrecreation.gov.au/articles/christmas/ http://www.brama.com/art/christmas.html http://virtual.finland.fi/xmas/ http://www.soon.org.uk/country/christmas.htm Christmas gnoshes (food). http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/christmas/ http://www.christmas-cookies.com/ http://allrecipes.com/Recipes/Holidays-and-Events/Christmas/ http://www.epicurious.com/recipesmenus/holidays/christmas/recipes/ http://familyfun.go.com/arts-and-crafts/season/minisite/christmas-main/ End of Section One. This publication is only mailed to verified double opt-in subscribers, and is brought to you by me, Don Crowder, my wife, Lisa Miller, and //www.freelists.org Section Two by Lisa Finally, answers to life's vexing cooking questions. http://www.ochef.com/ A blog for and about writers and writing. http://www.bigbadbookblog.com/ There's really something very wrong with artificial sweeteners. We know this, right? http://splendatoo.notlong.com Marketing strategy has changed a lot with the Internet. One of my favorite ploys is to give away stuff people really want-books! http://giveawaybook.notlong.com Costless books from Wu Ming Foundation. Very cool. http://www.wumingfoundation.com/english/englishmenu.htm Educational resources for teachers. http://www.teacherfiles.com/ Forbes.com's Best Blogs report. http://forbesblogs.notlong.com Understanding the common cold. http://www.commoncold.org/undrstn3.htm Resources for kids, parents and teachers on Internet Safety. http://www.kidsmart.org.uk/ http://www.safekids.com/ http://www.netsmartz.org/ "Remember The Milk" is an easy, intuitive online to-do list and task manager. http://www.rememberthemilk.com/ You know that little doohickey that gives you something to look at while a page is loading? That's a 'loading .gif generator' and here's where to get them. http://www.ajaxload.info/ We've recently become personally interested in the subject of asthma, its triggers and how to treat it. Of course, right at our fingertips is the library we've always dreamed of, so here's a start. http://www.epa.gov/asthma/triggers.html http://cleanerair.notlong.com http://airpur.notlong.com A wonderful home-sewing site, with costless patterns, ideas, tutorials and projects. First-rate! http://www.sewing.org/enthusiast/enthusiast.html The Los Angeles County Museum of Art. http://collectionsonline.lacma.org/ End of Section Two. At the time this issue was posted, the current subscriber count for this publication was 394. This issue's collection of news, magazine, and/or informational sites (chosen for maximum diversity regardless of "spin" ). http://thispublicaddress.com/ http://www.paradoxicallystrange.co.uk/index.asp http://www.townhall.com/ http://www.fresnobeehive.com/ http://www.online-information.co.uk/online07/downloadable_content.html http://www.reviewforreligious.org/new.html http://www.hollowear.com/ http://www.nimblespirit.com/index.htm http://www.therevealer.org/ http://www.christiananswers.net/ http://www.cssr.org/ http://www.somareview.com/ http://www.yesmagazine.org/default.asp Section Three by Don. An exploration of Christmas, part two: Christmas stuff for kids. http://www.blackdog.net/holiday/christmas/ http://www.enchantedlearning.com/crafts/christmas/ http://www.akidsheart.com/holidays/christms/chgames.htm http://www.billybear4kids.com/holidays/christmas/games.htm Alternate views on Christmas. http://www.buynothingchristmas.org/ http://www.xmasresistance.org/ http://adbusters.org/metas/eco/bnd//bnxmas/ Christmas music and song. http://www.christmas-carols.net/ http://www.carols.org.uk/ http://www.the-north-pole.com/carols/index.htm http://www.accuradio.com/holidays/ http://www.catholic.net/christmas_songs/ http://www.nevada.edu/~blake/Christmas.songs.html http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/xmaslights.asp Tongue-in-cheek Christmas. http://www.fluffytails.ca/christmas.asp Email Santa. http://www.emailsanta.com/ Christmas stories. http://www.ucalgary.ca/~dKbrown/christmas.html http://www.history.com/minisites/christmas/ http://www.soon.org.uk/christmas.htm http://www.firstworldwar.com/features/christmastruce.htm A charitable Christmas. http://www.samaritanspurse.org/OCC.asp?MPGID=1 http://www.opchristmas.org/ Christmas stuff for teachers. http://www.abcteach.com/directory/seasonalholidays/christmas/ http://edhelper.com/Christmas.htm http://www.education-world.com/a_lesson/lesson041.shtml End of Section Three. If you'd like to help promote this non-commercial publication, please forward this ezine to anyone you know who might appreciate it. To spare them the forwarding carets (>>these things) I suggest you copy/paste the ezine to a new email window, or save the ezine as a text file to be inserted, or copy/pasted to a new email. If you've received this publication as a forward and wish to subscribe you may easily do so from online forms in these two locations: http://www.don-guitar.com/subsmanager.html //www.freelists.org/list/donspatch Section Four by Lisa. Cordell Jackson, the "Rockin' Granny" was crankin' when Elvis was in diapers. This revolutionary woman had the oldest continuously operating label in Memphis and "Crazy-fast bony little hands of fury." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtZjK8x5kGU http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordell_Jackson The Apartment Therapy Fall Colors Contest. http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/fall-colors-2007/ Now, for the Art Corner. Sarah Wimperis http://www.sarahwimperis.co.uk/index.htm Kevin Mack http://kevinmackart.com/index.html Michael Naples http://michaelnaples.blogspot.com/ Open Source based online shop e-commerce solution. http://www.oscommerce.com/ I often hear "The Writer's Almanac" on PBS and am amazed at the quality of content. I usually go home and read what I've heard. http://writersalmanac.publicradio.org/ WordPress is the most trusted open-source costless blogging software. Should you have trouble installing it, there is a community of WordPress experts available to help you. http://install4free.wordpress.net/ Neat Kaleidescope toy. http://www.zefrank.com/indexkal.html An unusual gentleman with an equally unusual site. http://www.zefrank.com/ Trish's Escape From Hardware Hell, a vast and informative site. http://hardwarehell.com/index.shtml This commercial site has good tips for healthy computing. http://healthycomputing.com/ As always, Heloise is there to help you. http://www.heloise.com/ Costless computer help, technical support, tutorials, and spyware removal in non-geek-speak. http://www.help2go.com/ Help with aging-related legal and care issues. http://www.help4srs.com/ Educational resources for teens. http://highschoolace.com/ace/ace.cfm Rana's World mystery links page. http://www.ranas-world.com/mlinks.html End of Section Four. Our feedback form: http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html We welcome all comments, suggestions, or criticism. 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An exploration of Christmas, part three: Interesting Christmas miscellany. http://www.audubon.org/bird/cbc/ http://www.christmas-graphics.com/ http://www.humormatters.com/holidays/xmas.htm http://www.auburn.edu/~vestmon/christmas_movie.html http://www.topix.com/holidays/christmas http://www.triviapark.com/quizzes/xmasquiz.html http://www.alharris.com/holidays/ http://www.coloring-page.net/christmas.html http://www.whitehouse.gov/holiday/2006/index.html http://www.growley.com/cmas/ http://www.auburn.edu/~vestmon/xmas_cnt.htm http://www.thekoala.com/christmas.htm http://www.noradsanta.org/ http://organizedchristmas.com/ http://www.eyezmaze.com/grow/tree/index.html http://wilstar.com/xmas/xmassymb.htm http://www.imagitek.com/xmas/crafts/ http://www.pncchristmaspriceindex.com/ http://www.uglychristmaslights.com/ http://www.victoriana.com/christmas/ http://whychristmas.com/ Christmas animation or video. http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owK5tHjL0aE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmgf60CI_ks End of Section Five. Archives for this ezine are available online here: //www.freelists.org/archives/donspatch/ The current issue is also available on our website. http://www.don-guitar.com/currentissue.html RSS feed is available via this link. //www.freelists.org/archives/donspatch/feed.rss Section Six by Lisa. And now a few words from the Left; http://www.nibs.com/Left-hand%20writers.htm http://www.indiana.edu/~primate/lspeak.html http://www.lefthandersday.com/ http://www.crochet.org/lessons/lessonl/lessonl.html http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/142514.stm A couple of nice apps from Really Effective. http://www.reallyeffective.co.uk/ Programs and code samples for advanced Visual Basic programmers. http://btmtz.mvps.org/ Lots of costless and shareware programs from RJL. http://www.rjlsoftware.com/software.shtml Learn about conventional weapons and secret weapons. http://www.secretweapon.com/ The Society of Professional Journalists. https://www.spj.org/ PHP, Python, CSS, XML and general web development. http://simonwillison.net/ Learning to do more with less. http://www.simpleliving.net/main/ SimpleOCR, a costless Optical Character Recognition program. http://www.simpleocr.com/ Lots of costless apps from Solway. http://www.theabsolute.net/sware/ Therapy Dogs, sharing smiles and joy. http://therapydogs.com/ Tools and apps of the geeky kind, very useful. http://members.iinet.net.au/~angus/foxpro/freeware.html A very nice weather site. http://www2.weatherforyou.com/ Resources and fun for kids, parents and teachers. http://www.kaboose.com/ End of Section Six. The Linux Corner. The only friend open-source vendors have is the customer. http://blogs.cnet.com/8301-13505_1-9821140-16.html In Linux "Man" is short for "Manual". http://linux.die.net/man/ http://www.penguin-soft.com/penguin/manpages.jsp The Linux Foundation. http://www.linux-foundation.org/en/Main_Page Linux self-help. http://www.linuxselfhelp.com/ Konqueror is the coolest thing about KDE. http://Konqueror.notlong.com The NonProfit Open Source Initiative. http://nosi.net/ Linux lessons. http://www.linux.org/lessons/ http://www.howtoforge.com/ Linux beginner's forums. http://www.linux-noob.com/ Linux search, by Google. http://www.google.com/linux Different strokes for different folks. http://www.linux.com/distributions/ There are several very small Linux distros which will fit on one or two floppy disks. http://users.skynet.be/hugocoolens/linux/linuxone.html A Little Humor. "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying." (Woody Allen) Q: How do you make a turkey float? A: A couple of scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a lot of turkey! Q: What do you call the fear of a fat man in a red suit in a confined space? A: Santaclaustrophobia. The two rules for success in business are: (1) Never tell them everything you know. "Life is a near-death experience." (George Carlin) Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? A: Pumpkin pi. "I suffer from two phobias: (1) Phobia-phobia -- the fear you're unable to get scared, and (2) Xylophataquieopiaphobia; the fear of not pronouncing words correctly." (Brad Stine) Tips for This Issue. Help with Windows. http://www.helpwithwindows.com/ What the Tech forums. http://forums.whatthetech.com/forums.html Knowledge is the best online security tool. http://www.malwarehelp.org/ Contributions From Our Readers. Links from readers are always welcome and you can even write your own link descriptions if you like. Guidelines are available here: http://www.don-guitar.com/descriptivetext.html From our web sibling Patrick Barden. ( http://rrwbushangel.blogspot.com/ ) R2D2 translator. http://www.r2d2translator.com/ Patrick created an interesting challenge for his scrapbooking group. http://www.scrapbookflair.com/groups/For_One_More_Day This site is all lit up. http://www.lindsaylights.com/ Oral legacy meets internet technology. http://www.storycorps.net/ From our web sibling Jo-Ann (Jo) Burton: ( Jo's site: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sharinglinks2/ ) Neglected books. http://www.neglectedbooks.com/ Peanut butter recipes. http://www.pbloco.com/concoctions.asp Strange auctions. http://www.wayoutauctions.com/ Bad, bad bird. http://www.utahbirds.org/BirdStory.htm Sacred places. http://www.sacred-destinations.com/ These guys are nuts. http://www.planters.com/ Food facts and fun. http://www.foodfunandfacts.com/ Annenberg's teacher's lab. http://www.learner.org/teacherslab/ Ok this is cool, but, I just can't give up google. http://www.goodsearch.com/ DIY on steroids. http://www.knowledgehound.com/ It's about time. http://www.playingwithtime.org/ Forget about reading the language, just check out all the images created with apples. http://www.applemarknaden.se/appletavlor.html Some Christmas goodies from our web sibling Vinette (Vi) DePhillipe: ( Vi's site: http://360.yahoo.com/vinette1 ) http://www.thecompassgroup.biz/merryxmas.swf http://www.jacquielawson.com/cards_christmas.asp From our web sibling Jerry Fox. Scroll down and watch the video. http://www.thisistrue.com/blog-shift_happens.html Join in the conversation. http://shifthappens.wikispaces.com/ A tongue-in-cheek Christmas video. http://www.citizenlink.org/Stoplight/A000005834.cfm From our web sibling John Lepse. ( John's blog: http://hucknjim.blogspot.com/ ) Earth Shots - photo of the day contest. http://www.earthshots.org/ Merriam-Webster's visual dictionary. http://visual.merriam-webster.com John says he's taken so many CPR classes that it's second nature to him and he believes everyone should learn how to administer CPR. http://www.americanheart.org/presenter.jhtml?identifier=3007873 Here's a youtube video of Monk's Dream performed by the McCoy Tyner Trio. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwMPZ7BU73Q From our friend Terri Martin-Goin. OpenSUSE didn't install so well on a chocolate laptop. http://en.opensuse.org/Installation_on_Chocolate_Laptop Acupressure points for relieving asthma and breathing difficulties. http://www.herbalshop.com/Acupressure/Acupressure_48.html OfficeMax can help you "Elf yourself" for Christmas... http://www.elfyourself.com/ ...or, if you're a 'bah humbug' sort of person you can "Scrooge yourself". http://www.scroogeyourself.com/ Here's an English pronunciation dictionary, with sound clips, from our friend Jon Reed. http://www.howjsay.com/ Thank you Patrick, Jo, Vi, Jerry, John, Terri and Jon. Last word, from Lisa: This is a time of year that's quiet and peaceful for us. We don't do the traditional Christmas like we did in years gone by. Seems that nowadays there's rather a lot of that going on, many people are deciding what's best for them and making the holidays their own. I think that's a good thing. We've decided to buck the traditional buying spree and buy nothing until well after the holiday season. I like the concept of 'voting with your wallet'. I'm voting for less stress, less shopping, less guilt, less worry, less pressure. I'm for more friends, more family, more food, more fun... more peace on earth to you and yours, Lisa Our feedback form (goes to both of us): http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html Lisa at myspace.com. http://www.myspace.com/81825549 Lisa's blog. http://www.lockergnome.com/nexus/dirtgoddess Don at myspace.com http://www.myspace.com/donguitar Don's blogs. http://www.lockergnome.com/nexus/eldergeek/ http://don-guitar.blogspot.com/ Our personal news page. http://www.don-guitar.com/babbleon.html Don Crowder and Lisa Miller day, month 00, 2007 00:00 ?M CST - Buchanan Lake Village, Texas, USA Served by the U.S. Post Office in Tow (rhymes-with-cow), Texas Privacy: We will never share, sell, or otherwise compromise your email address. 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