Don's Patch #77 from http://www.don-guitar.com September 1, 2007 First word, from Don: This must be the busy season, it seems like us, and everyone we know, is having a hectic time just lately. How about you? I've been trying to fix a Windows XP computer for a friend of mine. It's a real nice multimedia system that's about two years old and I've been trying very hard to get it cleaned out and fully functional for about a week now. I've already installed and run all the costless stuff from AVG http://free.grisoft.com/ (left side of the page) along with my other main favorite. http://www.spybot.info/en/ But this one was so sick I had to find other tools as well. http://vil.nai.com/vil/stinger/ http://symantec-removaltools.notlong.com Today I decided that I needed more help so I installed Clamwin... http://www.clamwin.com/ ...and ran it in Safe Mode. The first report informed me that the computer contained 139,393 known viruses. I think this may take longer than I anticipated. Sure gives me a new perspective on the true cost of using Windows though. Here are some places where I'll be spending time over the next few days (or maybe weeks). http://www.grisoft.com/doc/34/us/crp/0 http://us.mcafee.com/virusInfo/default.asp?id=vrt http://bitdefender-RemovalTools.notlong.com http://www.f-secure.com/download-purchase/tools.shtml http://www.avast.com/eng/avast-virus-cleaner.html http://www.avira.com/en/support/support_downloads.html http://www.microsoft.com/security/malwareremove/default.mspx If I ever get the thing cleaned up and back in order I'll install a couple more of my favorite toys on it and send it home. http://www.javacoolsoftware.com/spywareblaster.html http://www.mlin.net/StartupMonitor.shtml http://zonealarm-free.notlong.com Lisa and I have used the costless version of ZoneAlarm for a long time now and we're very happy with it but at 39 MB the executable is awfully large. We recently bought Lisa a used laptop (366 MHz, IBM Thinkpad 600E w/256 MB of RAM running Win2K Pro) which has a 6.4 GB hard drive and had no internet security apps on it at all. In order to conserve its limited hard drive space I went looking for smaller applications and discovered Comodo. http://www.personalfirewall.comodo.com/ This is a nice little firewall and the executable is just under 8 MB in size making it about a fifth the size of ZoneAlarm. I also installed ClamWin http://www.clamwin.com/ but when I learned that it doesn't do real-time monitoring I replaced it with AVG. I've since decided to remove AVG and try Avira AntiVir http://www.free-av.com/ which is considerably smaller than AVG and did a very slightly better job in independent tests... http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,2135053,00.asp In fairness, AntiVir may also have reported more false positives than AVG or at least that's the impression I got from reading this review... http://www.av-comparatives.org/seiten/ergebnisse_2007_05.php ... I've no idea why AVG itself wasn't tested by av-comparatives (only the AVG anti-malware product is listed) I know a quite a bit more about Windows than I do about Linux, even though I have a great deal more fun with Linux, but this Windows machine has beat me up pretty badly so I'm open to any suggestions I can get from readers. Even if you have no suggestions, feel free to send a complaint, comment, observations, web link, virtual raspberry, or anything else you'd like to share. Don Don's feedback form: http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html Lisa's feedback form: http://www.don-guitar.com/lfefo.html Our personal news page. http://www.don-guitar.com/babbleon.html Don at myspace.com http://www.myspace.com/donguitar Don's blog. http://www.lockergnome.com/nexus/eldergeek/ Lisa at myspace.com. http://www.myspace.com/81825549 Lisa's blog. http://www.lockergnome.com/nexus/dirtgoddess Section One by Don. I don't know why online privacy is such a big deal, to some folks, but if you don't want anybody knowing where you went on the web, use a proxy site. http://www.proxyblind.org/ Just keep in mind that anybody who really wants to know what you're up to can probably find a way to figure it out. Online books, ebooks, virtual books, whatever you call 'em, they don't cost anything. http://www.readprint.com/ If you're scheduled for surgery and you haven't checked this stuff out, now is a good time. http://bhhdoa.org.au/aip/index.html I read somewhere that one in eight couples getting married these days met online. I bet those numbers will double soon because singles sites are everywhere (here's another). http://mingle2.com/ "MS Office" without having to buy or install the darn thing. http://www.thinkfree.com/common/main.tfo Geeky stuff. http://www.osix.net/modules/article/?id=528 No, this is not a photography site, honest, it's a health site. http://www.healthyupdates.com/ bCheck's stuff. http://www.bcheck.net/apps/ Do you ever get tired of using your mouse? http://www.don-guitar.com/kbscuts.html http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,81360,00.asp http://www.autohotkey.com/ http://Winkeys.notlong.com (PC World site) Kees Stravers is a computer collector. http://home.iae.nl/users/pb0aia/cm/index.html There's other explorable things on his site too. http://home.iae.nl/users/pb0aia/index.html How to make your own cat 5 twisted-pair network cables. http://utils.blinkenlights.nl/utp/ SCSI help: identifying SCSI HDDs and connectors. http://utils.blinkenlights.nl/scsi/ End of Section One. This publication is only mailed to verified double opt-in subscribers, and is brought to you by me, Don Crowder, my wife, Lisa Miller, and //www.freelists.org Section Two by Lisa An excellent site on woodworking tips, trick and jigs. http://www.woodzone.com/tips.htm Can fashion lead to freedom? It's a start. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3758950.stm Free yourself from your mouse. http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1267740 Cycads, the most ancient of plants, still around today. http://www.plantapalm.com/vce/vce_index.htm One of the most fascinating semi-precious stones, amber, has a vegetable, not mineral origin. http://www.uky.edu/AS/Geology/webdogs/amber/welcome.html I hate frames. Do you hate frames? http://victorian.fortunecity.com/brambles/4/frames/ Art, goodies and clipart from Marmalade Moon. http://www.marmalademoon.com/index.html The Day of the Dead in Mexico. http://www.dayofthedead.com/ http://www.mexonline.com/daydead.htm International catalog of Super heroes. http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/nonus.htm A blog on the oddities of our world. http://www.oddee.com/item_88803.aspx The Universe in powers of ten. http://www.wordwizz.com/pwrsof10.htm An essay on stuff. http://www.paulgraham.com/stuff.html This site is for people who like to make stuff. http://www.make-stuff.com/ A whole bunch of costless stuff. http://www.freesitex.com/ Virtual skulls. Very cool. http://virtualskulls.notlong.com Top ten mistakes in web design. http://www.useit.com/alertbox/9605.html Gardening tips and secrets. http://www.freegardeningtip.org/ End of Section Two. At the time this issue was posted, the current subscriber count for this publication was 395. This issue's collection of news, magazine, and/or informational sites (chosen for maximum diversity regardless of "spin" ). http://techrepublic.com.com/ http://www.foxnews.com/index.html http://www.pcphotomag.com/ http://helenafrithpowell.com/ http://gracedavis.typepad.com/ http://www.theillustrateddailyscribble.com/ http://www.yourdemocracy.net.au/drupal/ http://www.clarionledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/frontpage http://www.politicaldogs.org/ http://www.edmecka.com/ http://www.mondaymorningmemo.com/?ShowMe=Home http://www.dvorak.org/blog/ http://www.indcjournal.com/ Section Three by Don. Technology makes it possible to track a lost pet with a technological marvel called the "microchip". http://www.found-pets.org/ http://www.homeagain.com/ http://beagle-chip.notlong.com http://www.avidmicrochip.com/ http://www.24petwatch.com/index.asp http://www.akccar.org/ http://www.canismajor.com/dog/microchp.html http://www.goldenrecovery.org/lostpet.html A blogging site for women. http://blogher.org/ Way before Walmart there was Woolworths. http://nd.essortment.com/woolworthfw_ramc.htm Scenario: You've lost the Administrator password for you Win2K or Win XP system. What to do? http://home.eunet.no/~pnordahl/ntpasswd/editor.html http://www.loginrecovery.com/ Why virtual greeting cards are a bad idea. http://eCards-techworld.notlong.com http://www.scambusters.org/ecardscams.html http://www.consumeraffairs.com/news04/2007/07/ecard.html http://www.networkworld.com/community/node/18443 Think of it as PayPal on steroids. http://www.e-gold.com/ It looks good, sure, but there's probably some sort of catch somewhere. http://www.emusic.com/promo/home.html I think ePals is a good thing for young students. http://www.epals.com/ If the words "peer to peer" mean anything to you then you should know about emule. http://www.emule-project.net/home/perl/general.cgi?l=1 It's a bony subject. http://www.eskeletons.org/ Network toys. http://www.egroupware.org/ Entry-level web marketing dingus. http://www.mals-e.com/ A pretty cool site for heavy-duty serious gamers. http://www.e3expo.com/ End of Section Three. 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London...http://london-texas.notlong.com Paris....http://www.ci.paris.tx.us/ The American Dialect Homepage. http://www.evolpub.com/Americandialects/AmDialhome.html The Louisiana Creole Heritage Center. http://www.nsula.edu/creole/ What is a paseo? There are two varieties. http://www.cooltownstudios.com/mt/archives/000877.html http://www.texasbob.com/travel/tbt_thewall.html Chinatowns of Latin America. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinatowns_in_Latin_America Commercial space flight is a reality. http://www.atlasaerospace.net/eng/index.htm A portal site dedicated to the study of clandestine and subversive radio broadcasting. http://www.clandestineradio.com/ A balanced presentation of the drawbacks of artificial sweeteners. http://artificialsweetener.notlong.com A YouTube outtake video of Johnny Winter at Woodstock. You didn't hear this on the album. Incredible. http://jwinterwoodstock.notlong.com Weather info and fun for kids. http://www.weatherwizkids.com/index.htm Living the good life, beyond the sidewalks. http://www.countrysidemag.com/ Underground buildings, earth sheltered architecture, energy-efficient housing. http://www.malcolmwells.com/ Have more Frugal Fun. http://www.frugalfun.com/ Help kids wise up to media pressure. http://pbskids.org/dontbuyit/ End of Section Four. Our feedback form: http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html We welcome all comments, suggestions, or criticism. The form doesn't access your email client (it's a CGI form), so your privacy is assured. If you know of a website that would be a good candidate for this ezine, please pass it on via our online feedback form (link above). Section Five by Don. Here's where you can e-apply for some e-money from the e-government. http://e-grants.ed.gov/egWelcome.asp Here's where you can do the whole chat/messenger thing online without installing anything on your computer. http://www.ebuddy.com/ Harassing the government isn't just an American sport. http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/ The Electronic Code of (US) Federal Regulations. A virtual playground for anyone who has bureaucratic proclivities. http://ecfr.gpoaccess.gov/cgi/t/text/text-idx?c=ecfr&tpl=%2Findex.tpl Outsourcing isn't just for big corporations. Your small business can do it too. http://www.elance.com/ If you have a fast connection and are increasingly more bored by television it's time to discover podcasting. http://www.etown.org/listen.podcast.php Democracy, according to these folks, is a conversation. http://www.e-thepeople.org/ To me, the best part of the web is it's potential for education. All I need is google and some free time and I'll shortly be on a roll but what works for me isn't the only way to "get there". There are other alternatives. What would you like to learn today? http://www.e-tutor.com/ http://www.elearners.com/ http://www.free-ed.net/free-ed/ http://www.wannalearn.com/ http://www.learningpage.com/ http://www.ocwconsortium.org/ http://alison.com/ http://dev.drawspace.com/ http://www.visualmathlearning.com/ http://www.learnoutloud.com/Free-Audio-Video http://www.ldpride.net/ http://www.gcflearnfree.org/Tutorials/ http://tutorom.com/ http://simpler-solutions.net/pmachinefree/flom/flom.php?id=P206 http://www.thekidzpage.com/learninggames/index.htm http://www.edubuntu.org/ http://www.open.ac.uk/ http://www.starfall.com/ http://www.english-daily.com/ http://www.nonstopenglish.com/ http://freestatistics.altervista.org/en/learning.php http://www.howtolearn.com/ http://www.yourchildlearns.com/lettersounds.htm http://www.learn4good.com/ http://autodesk-maya.notlong.com http://www.learnthat.com/ http://www.w3schools.com/ (If nothing here interested you let me know what would interest you and I'll research it next time.) Skip this if you're not an email junkie. http://www.eprompter.com/ Yet another "social network" thing. http://mashable.com/ OpenCD is a collection of high quality Free and Open Source Software. The programs run in Windows and cover the most common tasks such as word processing, presentations, e-mail, web browsing, web design, and image manipulation. http://www.theopencd.org/ End of Section Five. Archives for this ezine are available online here: //www.freelists.org/archives/donspatch/ The current issue is also available on our website. http://www.don-guitar.com/currentissue.html RSS feed is available via this link. //www.freelists.org/archives/donspatch/feed.rss Section Six by Lisa. The New London, Texas school explosion in 1938 resulted in the passage of a law that required the addition of a distinctive malodorant to natural gas for commercial and industrial use. The body count was about 300. http://schoolexplosion.notlong.com The joy of home winemaking. http://www.joyofwine.net/ Sean T. McHugh has a stunning photo gallery and one of the best image editing tutorials sections I've ever seen. http://www.cambridgeincolour.com/home.htm This is pretty sick but I liked it. http://bunnysuicides.notlong.com A study of bad reasoning. http://www.fallacyfiles.org/index.html A site for tutorials of all kinds. http://www.tutorialguide.net/ Where do you find all those pesky missing dll's? http://www.dll-files.com/ Diane's Crafts offers lots of costless goodies. http://www.dianescrafts.com/ MotherJones, always a little "out there". http://www.motherjones.com/ Ideas for environmentally sustainable living. http://www.eartheasy.com/homepage.htm The world's best ice cream is made in Texas. http://www.roundtop.com/bluebell.htm Homepage of the FBI. http://www.fbi.gov/ I thought this was just cool; banana nut bread baked in a jar. http://bananabread.notlong.com Science behind the news. http://whyfiles.org/ Cooking from the garden. http://www.cooksgarden.com/ Gourmet food and cooking resource. http://gourmetsleuth.com/ Remember "Hill Street Blues"? http://www.hillstreetblues.tv//index.html Database of file extensions and the programs that use them. http://filext.com/ The Tootsie Roll Homepage. http://www.tootsie.com/index.html End of Section Six. The Linux Corner. The Linux Tips HOWTO. http://tldp.org/HOWTO/Tips-HOWTO.html Soup To Nuts is a repository of Open Source articles and example code. http://souptonuts.sourceforge.net/ Making experts of absolute beginners. http://www.ctssn.com/ The Linux Documentation Project. http://en.tldp.org/ Windows/Linux dualboot tutorial. http://www.howtoforge.com/windows_linux_dual_boot Anti-virus software and Linux (an article). http://www.prismnet.com/~john/linux-av.html Lessons from Linux Online. http://www.linux.org/lessons/ Linux is mobile. http://www.openmoko.com/ A powerful backup solution for Linux. http://www.mondorescue.org/ Breaking Windows: Rants & Raves by Ken Edwards and Matt Paprocki. http://breakingwindows.com/ Our friend Lee Parmeter is the driving force behind our local Highland Lakes Linux User's Group http://www.hllug.org/ and here are a few links he's posted to that list. The Linux Weather Forecast is an attempt to track ongoing developments in Linux. http://www.linux-foundation.org/en/Linux_Weather_Forecast Linux and the Visa card; a surprisingly good match. http://www.linuxfund.org/ Quick and dirty Samba setup (Samba allows Windows users to connect to a Linux server from which to share data). http://www.linux.com/articles/58593 Parted Magic is developing into a powerful disk partitioning tool. http://partedmagic.com/index.html Website for Linux beginners. http://www.reallylinux.com/ You too can have a complete home recording studio. http://64studio.com/ The Linux Gamers' game list. http://www.icculus.org/lgfaq/gamelist.php A good article, for more advanced Linux users, on the comparative merits of Aptitude versus Apt-Get. http://www.pthree.org/2007/08/12/aptitude-vs-apt-get/ A great collection of Linux "How To"s. http://howtoforge.com/taxonomy_menu/1 Another Linux back-up solution. http://www2.backup-manager.org/ A Little Humor. I don't know who this person is and I didn't stop to investigate the context of this clearly hypothetical question, I literally stumbled across it. The question is odd. Some of the comments are really funny. http://ferocious-fivers.notlong.com Silly, but cute. http://icanhascheezburger.com/ Tips for This Issue. A collection of information assembled for and by actual users of Microsoft Windows. http://www.annoyances.org/ Windows and Mac news and info. http://www.activewin.com/awin/default.asp Internet Technology (IT) Tips. http://www.chami.com/tips/ A wealth of information and help from UK computer mag, PC Advisor. http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/index.cfm Contributions From Our Readers. Links from readers are always welcome and you can even write your own link descriptions if you like. Guidelines are available here: http://www.don-guitar.com/descriptivetext.html From our web sibling Patrick Barden. ( http://rrwbushangel.blogspot.com/ ) So, what's your birthday star? http://outreach.jach.hawaii.edu/birthstars/ Social networking for movies. http://www.criticker.com/ Artists whose work you're free to use. http://artistthatallow.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default From our web sibling Jo-Ann (Jo) Burton: ( Jo's site: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sharinglinks2/ ) Reading for young folks. http://www.nea.org/readacross/index.html http://flamingnet.com/bookreviews/index.cfm http://www.readersclub.org/category.asp?cat=4 http://www.teenreads.com/ http://teenink.com/Books/ http://www.grouchy.com/angst/ http://goddesslibrarian.blogspot.com/ http://www.teenspoint.org/reading_matters/ Ballroom Dancing. http://www.ballroomdancers.com/ What do you want to know about baseball? http://www.baseball-reference.com/ The Science Channel's big 100 list of greatest discoveries. http://big100discoveries.notlong.com From our web sibling John Lepse. ( John's blog: http://hucknjim.blogspot.com/ ) Non Sequitur John's favorite comic. Often weird, but always funny. http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/ The Journey of Mankind (a multimedia presentation). http://www.bradshawfoundation.com/journey/ Here's a blog John, who works in the health care industry, really enjoys. http://nurse-ratcheds.blogspot.com/ Thank you Patrick, Jo and John. I can't remember the last time our reader contributions were so sparse. I wonder if that's evidence in support of my previous contention that everyone I know seems to be awfully busy lately? Last word, from Lisa: It's Fall. I can smell it. My neighbor says she looked out the window the other day and she can see it, the light is different. We're still looking forward to some mighty hot days here in Texas, but someone who spends any time outdoors, especially playing in the dirt, can see and smell the change. In my case, this has resulted in a cleaning frenzy, hopefully it will last awhile, at least until I can get the place fixed up the way I'd like it. I can visualize what I'd like next spring, and what I can do in the fall when the weather turns nice and cool. Gardeners are the most optimistic people in the world, you know. 'Til next time, Lisa Lisa's feedback form: http://www.don-guitar.com/lfefo.html Don's feedback form: http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html Lisa at myspace.com. http://www.myspace.com/81825549 Lisa's blog. http://www.lockergnome.com/nexus/dirtgoddess Don at myspace.com http://www.myspace.com/donguitar Don's blog. http://www.lockergnome.com/nexus/eldergeek/ Our personal news page. http://www.don-guitar.com/babbleon.html Don Crowder and Lisa Miller Saturday, September 1, 2007 1:45 AM CST - Buchanan Lake Village, Texas, USA Served by the U.S. Post Office in Tow (rhymes-with-cow), Texas Privacy: We will never share, sell, or otherwise compromise your email address. 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