[csusbpeace] Russian Soldier
- From: "raccoon" <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> ("bigraccoon1")
- To: "CSUSBPEACE@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <CSUSBPEACE@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 8 Oct 2022 13:18:01 -0700
Russian Soldier
A Russian soldier in Moscow ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked,
"Please, may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later." The nun
agreed.
A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you
seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under
her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister.
You see, I don't want to go to Ukraine."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of
legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would've also
seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Ukraine either."
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