George Carlin summed up the GOP's stance on life.
"Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in
favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're
born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus
from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you.
They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no
head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're
preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked."
