Speaking of chicken breasts, I learned some interesting things the other
day (apologies if this is old news)
If you're sufficiently overweight, your body can survive without food for a
*long* time. You just need water and nutrients (in the form of pills).
Here's a dude who didn't eat for more than a year:
http://www.businessinsider.com/angus-barbieri-382-days-without-food-scotsman-fasting-starvation-obesity-2016-10
Obviously that's an extreme example, but there's a lot of reasons to do
this on smaller scales (16 to 24 hours). Turns out calorie restriction
diets don't really work (for most people). The key is not eating less -
it's longer intervals between eating. As soon as the body detects glucose,
it releases insulin which converts it into energy. This is the one energy
producing mechanism. The other is using ketones to burned stored fat. The
problem is because humans eat 3 times a day, the other ketone-producing
mechanism is rarely used. So the average person is not good at burning
fat. This creates a negative feedback loop: You eat, you produce glucose,
you get hungry at lunch time because even though your body has enough
energy it cannot convert it, so it craves more glucose which you provide at
dinner time. Only ways around this is to exercise like mad, or switch to a
keto diet (no carbs/sugars), or to fast for long enough for the body to
produce ketones. If you eat anything before the body produces ketones, it
switches back to insulin production, which negates the whole exercise.
Anyway, once your body runs out of fat to burn, it starts converting
proteins into energy. Alzheimers and certain other forms of dementia are
caused by excess proteins sitting on your brain. So if you fast and switch
to a keto diet, it helps alleviate dementia.
tl;dr: Starve your mad granny for a few days. Once she recovers her
sanity she'll report you to the Daily Voice for maltreatment. You become
famous and she'll be cured. Everybody wins.
On Wed, Nov 29, 2017 at 1:33 PM, Donaldson, Alasdair <
alasdair.donaldson@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Unrelated:
https://imgur.com/gallery/jVdtC
*From:* cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
*On Behalf Of *Ilitirit Sama
*Sent:* 29 November 2017 1:22 PM
*To:* cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
*Subject:* Re: Hello
As for "cleaning" the money, there are many ways to skin a cat. Most
common (although SARS has made this slightly harder) is to just upgrade
your property.
Buy it for a million. Spend R500k on upgrades (no paper trails). Sell
for R2million.
There are still loads of people who will do work like this for cash.
On Wed, Nov 29, 2017 at 1:15 PM, Wynand-Ben <paashaasggx@xxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
They used to use the intercom to get me to approve or deny visitors entry.
Its been borked for a while.
They rebuilding the whole security entrance area next year with a similar
system again using our cellphones.
Gonna get a call and do a whole press 1 to approve or press 2 to deny
entry etc.
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