Subject: Fw: Ilegal Alien Status
Ilegal Alien Status
The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510
Dear Senator Sarbanes,
As a native Marylander and excellent
customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your
assistance. I have contacted
the Immigration and Naturalization Service
in an effort to determine the
process for becoming an illegal alien and
they referred me to you.
My reasons for wishing to change my status
from U.S. Citizen to
illegal alien stem from the bill which was
recently passed by the Senate and
for which you voted. If my understanding of
this bill's provisions is
accurate, as an illegal alien who has been
in the United States for five years,
what I need to do to become a citizen is to
pay a $2,000 fine and income
taxes for three of the last five years.
I know a good deal when I see one and I am
anxious to get the process
started before everyone figures it out.
Simply put, those of us who have been
here legally have had to pay taxes every
year so I'm excited about the
prospect of avoiding two years of the last
five years taxes in return for paying a
$2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can
apply to be illegal retroactively?
This would yield an excellent return for me
and my family because we paid heavy
taxes in 2004 and 2005 and I estimated a
gross savings approximating $72,000.
After the fine this would yield me a net
savings of $70,000.
In addition, I would reap the other benefits
of being an illegal alien
such as free healthcare, avoidance of paying
Social Security taxes, buying
automobile insurance, serving on jury
panels, etc.
If you would provide me with an outline of
the process to become
illegal (retroactively if possible) and
copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative.
Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
Pete McGlaughlin
