[cisb102sp02] Joke for you CISB102 HW2 #3
- From: Robert Gardner <gardne22@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: cisb102sp02@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 05 Apr 2002 20:41:36 -0500
I was just forwarded this joke and it's the only one I had to forward to
everyone.
FOREGONE CONCLUSION:
A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British or Americans.
B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.
D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that
kills you!
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