[cinci_dads] Signs you are living in the 21st Century!
- From: AHummeldor@xxxxxxx
- To: cinci_dads@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Thu, 10 Jan 2002 15:24:03 EST
Subject: :Signs you are living in the 21st Century!
>
> >1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
> > >
> > > 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
> > > three.
> > >
> > > 3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He
> > > emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
> > >
> > > 4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
> > >
> > > 5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa,
> > > but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor this year.
> > >
> > > 6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see
> > > if it contains Echinacea.
> > >
> > > 7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your
> > > newborn so she can create a screen saver.
> > >
> > > 8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see
> > > if anyone is home.
> > >
> > > 9. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the
> > > bottom of the screen.
> > >
> > > 10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now
> > > sells for half the price you paid.
> > >
> > > 11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't
> > > have the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is cause for panic and
> > > turning around to go get it.
> > >
> > > 12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a
> > > purchase would be a hassle and take planning.
> > >
> > > 13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags
> > > out of the back seat of your car.
> > >
> > > 14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they
> > > do not have e-mail addresses.
> > >
> > > 15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
> > >
> > > 16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
> > >
> > > 17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
> > >
> > > 18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
> > >
> > > 19. You get an extra phone line (or a ADSL/cable modem) so you can
> > > get phone calls.
> > >
> > > 20. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as
> > > if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
> > >
> > > 21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee.
> > >
> > > 22. You wake up at 2 am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail
> > > on your way back to bed.
> > >
> > > 23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
> > >
> > > 24. You're reading this.
> > >
> > > 25. Even worse; you're going to forward this to someone else :-))
>
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