[cinci_dads] Re: Fw: SIGNS OF WEAR
- From: Kate Powers <kpowers@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "'cinci_dads@xxxxxxxxxxxxx'" <cinci_dads@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 19 Jul 2002 11:26:25 -0400
Just wait till you get REALLY old! Kate
-----Original Message-----
From: Dan Zavon [mailto:dzavon@xxxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Thursday, July 18, 2002 11:59 PM
To: Stay-at-home Dads Cincinnati; Bernie Markstein; Barb Hogan
Subject: [cinci_dads] Fw: SIGNS OF WEAR
Subject: SIGNS OF WEAR
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make
love" and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN....
Your friends compliment you on your new
alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your
pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out
of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
You are cautioned to slow down by the
doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
"Getting a little action" means I don't need
to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in
the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
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