[cinci_dads] From the mouth of Babe's

From: AHummeldor@xxxxxxx
To: cinci_dads@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Tue, 4 Mar 2003 22:38:04 EST
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? 
>>You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you 
>>like 
>>sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should 
>>keep the 
>>chips and dip coming. 
>>--Alan, age 10 
>> 
>>No person really decides before they Grow up who they're going to 
>>marry. 
>>God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who 
>>you're 
>>stuck with. 
>>--Kirsten, age 10 
>> 
>>WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? 
>> 
>>Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by 
>>then. 
>>--Camille, age 10 
>> 
>>No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a fool to get 
>>married. 
>>--Freddie, age 6 
>> 
>>HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? 
>> 
>>You might have to guess, based on Whether they seem to be yelling 
>>at the 
>>same kids. 
>>--Derrick, age 8 
>> 
>>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? 
>> 
>>Both don't want any more kids. 
>>--Lori, age 8 
>> 
>>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? 
>> 
>>Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know 
>>each 
>>other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. 
>>--Lynnette, age 8 
>> 
>>On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually 
>>gets 
>>them interested enough to go for a second date. 
>>--Martin, age 10 
>> 
>>WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? 
>> 
>>I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the 
>>newspapers 
>>and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. 
>>--Craig, age 9 
>> 
>>WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? 
>> 
>>When they're rich. --Pam, age 7 
>> 
>>The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess 
>>with 
>>that. 
>>--Curt, age 7 
>> 
>>The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry 
>>them 
>>and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. 
>>--Howard, age 8 
>> 
>>IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? 
>> 
>>I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm 
>>never 
>>going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. 
>>--Theodore, age 8 
>> 
>>It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need 
>>someone 
>>to clean up after them. 
>>--Anita, age 9 
>> 
>>HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? 
>> 
>>There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? 
>>--Kelvin, age 8 
>> 
>>"And the #1 Favorite is........" 
>> 
>>HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? 
>> 
>>Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a 
>>truck. 
>>--Ricky, age 10
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