You read that book? In One of Esther Friesner's Chicks in Chain Male series, Harry Turtledove writes a hilarious sendup of Catcher in the Rye. That story almost got me to forgive J.D. for writing the book so I had to read it in the first place. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Shelley L. Rhodes" <juddysbuddy@xxxxxxxxxxxx> To: <bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Cc: <bookshare-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Tuesday, April 12, 2005 10:38 PM Subject: [bookshare-discuss] Replacement submitted > Replacement for > The Catcher in the Rye > by J.D. Salinger > > This is a revamped replacement copy for the one in the collection. > > The validator should note, that there is a new long synopsis, but the old > short one works, and that this book SHOULD not be marked adult as it is used > in many high school literature courses, and since high schoolers can't see > adult marked books, well you see my logic. > > From the Book Jacket: > Anyone who has read J. D. Salinger's New Yorker stories - particularly A > Perfect Day for Bananafish, Uncle Wiggily in Connecticut, The Laughing Man, > and For Esme - With Love and Squalor, will not be surprised by the fact that > his first novel is full of children. > > The hero-narrator of THE CATCHER IN THE RYE is an ancient child of sixteen, > a native New Yorker named Holden Caulfield. Through circumstances that tend > to preclude adult, secondhand description, he leaves his prep school in > Pennsylvania and goes underground in New York City for three days. > > The boy himself is at once too simple and too complex for us to make any > final comment about him or his story. Perhaps the safest thing we can say > about Holden is that he was born in the world not just strongly attracted to > beauty but, almost, hopelessly impaled on it. > > There are many voices in this novel: children's voices, adult voices, > underground voices-but Holden's voice is the > most eloquent of all. Transcending his own vernacular, yet remaining > marvelously faithful to it, he issues a perfectly articulated cry of mixed > pain and pleasure. However, like most lovers and clowns and poets of the > higher orders, he keeps most of the pain to, and for, himself. The pleasure > he gives away, or sets aside, with all his heart. It is there for the reader > who can handle it to keep. > > J. D. Salinger was born in New York City in 1919 and attended Manhattan > public schools, a military academy in Pennsylvania and three colleges (no > degrees). "A happy tourist's year in Europe," he writes, "when I was > eighteen and nineteen. In the Army from '42 to '46, most of the time with > the Fourth Division. > > "I've been writing since I was fifteen or so. My short stones have appeared > in a number of magazines over me last ten years, mostly - and most happily - > in The New Yorker. I worked on THE CATCHER IN THE RYE, on and off, for ten > years." > > Shelley L. Rhodes and Judson, guiding golden > juddysbuddy@xxxxxxxxxxxx > Guide Dogs For the Blind Inc. > Graduate Advisory Council > www.guidedogs.com > > The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to > stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. > > -- Vance Havner > > > >