I'm surprised you got cup on the first one. I usually get first d can. Recently I read a story where instead of bubblegum someone had bub7um in their mouth. ----- Original Message ----- From: Nancy Karstens To: Book Port List Sent: Monday, July 17, 2006 9:15 PM Subject: [bookport] Book Ports SAy the Darndest Things Hello All. I have had my BP for about 2 months and am getting a kick out of the way he pronounces things. For instance, reading a brf file of a cookbook is quite an adventure. It took me awhile to figure out that first D cup and first b teaspoon actually meant one forth cup and one half teaspoon. Then I discovered that some men in novels tend to wear their mistakes on their upper lips. "oh, Book Port, you mean mustache." But, the best one i've come across, so far, was in another BRF book. One of the characters "swung his 347 feet out of bed." Was he a monster? No. It was just those pesky page numbers, again. Speech programs. Ya gotta love 'em. Nancy