A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Jaguar XK-8 in front of
the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a
truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the
driver's door of the Jag. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell
phone and dialed 911.
In less than five minutes, a policeman pulled up. Before the cop had a
chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming
hysterically. His Jag, which he had just picked up the day before, was
now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the
body shop tried to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound
down from his ranting, the cop shook his head in disgust and
disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you high rolling' lawyers are," he
said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice
anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Didn’t you know that your left arm is missing from
the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.
"OH MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer, "My Rolex!"
Jacob Kruger
Blind Biker
Skype: BlindZA
"Resistance is futile...but, acceptance is versatile..."
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