Lol! O my! -----Original Message----- From: blind_html-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:blind_html-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Nimer Sent: Wednesday, December 17, 2008 5:53 PM To: blind_html@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: blind_html [Fwd: Senior Church Moment] Nimer M. Jaber The information transmitted is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, retransmission, dissemination or other use of, or taking of any action in reliance upon this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient is prohibited. If you received this in error, please contact the sender via reply e-mail, and delete the material from any computer. Website: http://www.empowertheblind.org Phone: (720) (251-4530) -------- Original Message -------- Subject: Senior Church Moment Date: Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:55:38 -0800 From: Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Reply-To: Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To: Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx> Subject: FW: Senior Church Moment Senior Church Moment A Preacher is explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation... No one wants him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City, stands up and proclaims, ' If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!' The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, 'If the Preacher will stay I'll personally double his salary and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!' More sighs and loud applause. Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher stays .... I will give him sex!' There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks, 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?' Sadie's 90- year-old husband, Jake, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies, 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help and he said, "Screw the preacher..." Isn't senility wonderful? Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth. regards, Alex Regards, Alan Please click on: http://www.home.earthlink.net/~alanandsuzanne/ <http://www.home.earthlink.net/%7Ealanandsuzanne/>. 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