-------- Original Message -------- Subject: Pierre Date: Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:23:35 -0800 From: Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Reply-To: Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> To: Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx> Pierre Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Chantelle, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Chantelle leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!' Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Chantelle's lips. 'What are you doing, Pierre?', says the startled Chantelle. 'I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine! She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Chantelle says, 'Pierre, kiss me lower.' Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. 'Pierre! What are you doing?', asks the bewildered Chantelle. 'I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!' They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Chantelle leans close to his ear and whispers, 'Pierre, kiss me lower!' Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Chantelle shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep in the river, Chantelle throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, 'PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, 'I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!' Regards, AlanPlease click on: http://www.home.earthlink.net/~alanandsuzanne/ <http://www.home.earthlink.net/%7Ealanandsuzanne/>.
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