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  • From: Nimer <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
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  • Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2009 07:21:22 -0700

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Subject:        *Latex Gloves*
Date:   Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:34:35 -0800
From:   Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To:       Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To:     Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>

 *Latex Gloves*
*Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you ' re going to smile when
you think of this:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
' Do you know how they make these gloves? ' he asked.
' No, I don't, ' she replied
' Well, ' he spoofed, ' there's a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves*
*and throw them into boxes of the right size. '
She didn't crack a smile.
' Oh, well. I tried, ' he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she
burst out laughing.
' What's so funny? ' he asked.
' I was just envisioning how condoms are made! '
(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)


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