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  • From: Nimer <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
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  • Date: Sun, 30 Nov 2008 16:23:07 -0700



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Subject:        Crossword Puzzle
Date:   Sun, 30 Nov 2008 14:21:50 -0800
From:   Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To:       Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To:     Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>



Crossword Puzzle

A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope
was on the same flight.  "This is exciting," thought the gentleman. "I've
always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person."

Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the
flight.  Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly
after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle.

"This is fantastic," thought the gentleman.  "I'm really good at crosswords.

Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance."

Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said,  "Excuse me,
but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'unt'?"


Only one word leapt to mind ... "My goodness," thought the gentleman, "I
can't tell the Pope that. There must be another word." The gentleman thought

for quite a while, then  it hit him.

Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, "I think the word you're looking
for  is 'aunt'."

"Of course," said the Pope.  "Do you have an eraser?"

Regards,

Alan


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